Operate with Care

 
Here are today's top three reasons why chronically ill people with head colds should not be allowed to operate machinery.

1) Backing into parked cars while pulling out of a parking spot (I swear it came out of no where)
2) Driving over LARGE hunks of ice that are in the middle of the highway for reasons I can't explain
3) Shutting the garage door on your bumper and scratching the heck out of it (aren't there sensors for that?!)

Yes, I have had better days...